Ever had a sock disappear mysteriously from the washer or dryer?
Ever had a key vanish from the spot you know perfectly well you put it?
If so, you have met a squib. They wear socks as clothes, and they enjoy picking up small items. They are harmless unless cornered, where there are horror stories about what they might be capable of. At this time, there is no proof that they are dangerous.
We suggest that, if you should ever see one, however; you do not attempt to corner or capture them. Move aside and open a door or window.